Difficult Questions

Because I am not a woman and don't have to decide between abortion and pregnancy
Not wearing protection is the real life mystery flavored Airhead

The ultimate question for me is between Airheads or Laffy Taffy's. They are similar in consistency and taste. I give the nod to Laffy Taffy but very slightly because they are more chewy.

As far as the original question posed... After watching 16 and pregnant, all I can say is those poor poor babies.

So for those keeping track at home, I endorse Laffy Taffy's and Abortions.